right.
i have another batch of photos only waiting to be uploaded
but hey.
i ain't going to upload it today or now.
fucking tired.
don't ask me why, i have a reason for it. (it's only 11 now btw)

so anyways
a few things happened. Feeling abit emo but the storms and clouds will be over soon and sunshine will stare at this barren earth once again.

okay. i forgot to post this
i'll post for another day now

alright!
time for everyone to catch up if my life.
(well, if u're interested in the way i depict it)


old chinese class. sec30'8

haha. had a happy birthday party for her if i never remember wrongly. Well, nothing much happened i guess. But i kinda miss that class. Damn lively, unlike the current one. Well. the current one isn't THAT bad i must say. But it lacks the energy ya noe.
kay, stop reminiscing about this. let's go on.

so moving on.
some time ago
i can't remember when but it feels like some ages ago
i went for some "movie marathon" kinda crap. which is only 2movies so i'll just consider that as. a normal "cinematic adventure"
it was open field by the way. Pretty interesting and new i guess. lol
okay the uploading of the photos are taking a damn long time ( maybe i should start considering batch convert all the photos to around ~200kb)



damn interesting right the box.


it looks like alot right (well, it IS alot.... but we finished it pretty quickly =X )
hahah it's so cute i brought it home and washed it. It's still sitting somewhere around in my hall i think :D
Had a pretty late night out. reached home at around 1 ~ 2 am? (sorry ah xn, now then post about it hahaha)
so blahblahblah, can't really remember the details anyways
the two movies are
1. My Sassy Girl (eng)
2. Make it Happen

So during the holidays we have to go back to school for extra lessons.
when we're bored during lessons. What do we do?
Here's a candid shot of what he did. (to a piece of paper)

LOOK CAREFULLY AT WHAT HE'S HOLDING ON TO

(click image to enlarge)

now, who says that money is the root of all evil?
BOREDOM is.

So
Here's another evidence of what boredom can do to you
even in your CCA.

what a cute expression. (no stop please, stop ogling at him)

So let's jump jump jump forward to the lantern festival
i had one of the most lifeless lantern festival. Not that it was entertaining. It was kinda entertaining, but it REALLY REALLY lack action and excitement this year.
No talking to people.
No walking around
No carrying of lantern in disguise of burning it
No night soccer
No fastfood delivery
No romantic scene with a girl (or more)

But hey. I got something that other people didn't experience. The ultimate guailan show.
What's this?!
DEON VS SAMUEL
yeah yeah, i feel pretty bad about posting this up in public but hey. This is damn xialan. DAMN XIALAN.
1 v 1
Softball vs basketball player -.-
so yeah, the results are pretty obvious. And that it really wasted alot of our time, it was pretty entertaining at first but it got damn boring and damn xialan as time goes by. But i really do sympathise with deon. Kana xialan till liddat.
Let me do a word description of how the setting looked like
It was at night, raining heavily. The sky is dark and gloomy.
However, the indoor stadium was bright, the lights are strong and there's a crowd of people.
Apx. 20+ of guys (including me) was playing/watching the left side of the basketball court. While the other side is occupied by the basketballers and that area is REALLY crowded.
When we're playing halfway. Suddenly the two of them decided to 1 v 1 all the guys who were playing in that side of the court cleared out. Leaving the two of them stranded, all alone. The lights shone upon their dimlited faces, with no expression whatsoever, the two began their furious battle. They were as if in spotlight, with all attention only on them. We cheered for them by the sidelines, while other onlookers stared from outside with curiosity.


the decisive xialan match

yeah that's about it. lazy describe more liao
but i swear.
it's damn xialan -.-

fast forward fast forward
oh hey
i went out to study with su one day
and hello
i got a tatoo!
well, it's pretty simple but i must say that it looked kinda good. (maybe because it's my hand that's why :D)
obviously, we didn't really study much at all
(OKAY ACTUALLY GOT ABIT, BUT NOT ALOT LAH)
then ended up watching movies at my house. Having a better monitor.
the "cinematic adventure" was taken up a level

it looks pretty nice doesn't it?

now for the random stuffs which i can't really remember when it happened so i'll just post it up in random order

shh...
don't tell anyone
but actually the cabinet can be opened
discovered it by chance. OI
I'M WARNING YOU
DON'T TELL PEOPLE I SAY ONE
AND, DON'T TRY TO OPEN IT LOL
so yeah. Even if it's open you'll know who the culprit is.
*looks around innocently at the picture*


someone looking suspiciously...

and oh.
my dinner for one day.

nice orientation

what's good without a nice guy skinship in the toilet
look at jamus on the floor
he's bonding with it. :D

this is what happens if u guailan too much

the soccer match
chiwawa vs (i forgot the name)
it's a nice weather.
but damn hot
final score
3 : 5 respectively.
we were winning 3 : 1
then qixin left, and we lost. wtf


blue sky

ah the sky's so nice :D

OKAY. THERE'S ALOT MORE. but i can't be bothered le.
this is just a sneak peek at my everchanging life
if u're me, u can never get bored
(yea right who am i kidding)
i'm frigigng bored.
mystudies are failing.
my life's getting lifeless.
BUT WHATEVER.

stay a positive outlook on life guys!
exams are coming
study hard
(no that's for me to see not you)

yea yea
it's been 5 days since i posted
i haven't really been posting much these days
and i'm not going to post a long one today
OKAY.
i promise that i will post a long one tomorrow
filled up with everything that i missed out

so yeah
i have TONS of photos waiting to be uploaded
okay, not say tons of it, but quite a few interesting ones. And each with quite abit of story to it. Though it may not appeal to all of you but it'll certainly brighten up this dull blog. I feel bad for those people who visit regularly and then realise that there's nothing updated.

come on
exams are coming.
wtf do you expect. but in anycase,
i manage to dig out an old old joke. some long time ago one.

Sex?
Message: Kang (PCK ) explaining sex to Chu
Beng's son,
Aloysius .......

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like
when you dig your nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than
men?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig
your
nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get
raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load,den
someone come over and dig your nose, you like or
not ?
Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when
she is having her menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and
dig meh?? Siow ah!!blain, use your blainnn ..........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing
condoms
when they are making love?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you
like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ?
Not the same shiok feeling mah.Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your
blainnnnn . you go and dig your nose in flont of
your whole class izit ?Stupid lah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very
good.

PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore and JB,an
some say Batam also ah!!!

haha for those who haven't read before. it'll be damn funny :D
and hmm
another one

In our life.. There are equation that can be summarise in math.. Here you see.. Mathematics:
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

Economics :
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 itemthat she doesn't need.

Philosophy:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

General Equations:
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Statistics :
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Probability:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change,but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

Public Speaking:
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Newton's LAw of Action and Reaction:
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

FUNNY RIGHT
i knew it :D

oh wells. i shall end here for today.
my life.
i think, it isn't that interesting, spectacular or whatsoever. But, hey! I ain't so lifeless as well. Stay tune for those stories and photos. HOPEFULLY. REALLY HOPEFULLY, i'll keep to what i say and spend an hour posting tomorrow.
keep your hopes up high and wait!
(now who am i kidding.)

Even after coming to know this band for such a long time.

okay.

Urban Soccer - Funny video clips are a click away

Madtv - Pantene Ad

now.

okay i fixed up the codings for IE browsers

i hope no teachers sees this

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Just recently.

haha i just realised that it's been one week since i last posted =.=